My poor little premie loser. So easily triggered, so easily turned on, distracted, and controlled by that pathetic excuse for a cock. Maybe this started naturally, but I know quite a few of you have trained to make yourselves even more inadequate than you were to begin with. But you know what? I think that's admirable. In fact, I want you to keep training. I want you to get so much worse. I've got a few qualifiers around what I look for in what I'd consider a true premie. I wonder which ones you satisfy. And if you don't qualify, it looks like you've just got more work to do to make yourself even more useless to the rest of the world, but more useful to me. You see, the less you can perform, the more clips you'll keep buying. You stay a little loser prejac, and I stay a hot, rich brat. Everyone wins!